McSweeney’s

Bear Market

Celebrity SportsCenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ

Celebrity Hurricane Names

The Onion

Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas

Stage Fright Justified

Report: Peyton Manning Played Entire Season With 38-Year-Old Body

Derrick Rose Criticizes Grueling 6.5 Game Season

College Humor

10 Things That You Do Drunk That You Never Would Sober 

7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girlfriend’s Christmas Present 

7 Illustrations About Why Being an Intern is Like Being a Toddler Again 

GQ

Funny, How? Inside Stand-up Comedy’s Donald Trump Problem

Cracked.com

The 15 Most Unnecessary College Bowl Games

Cracked Reviews: School for Scoundrels

The 10 Best Jackass Skits of All-Time

Rolling Stone

All the News that Fits 8/7/06

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All the News that Fits 8/14/06

Stand-up

2040 Huffington Post 

Dog Paparazzi Huffington Post 

On Performing at the University of Colorado

Cider Mills Playhouse

Cider Mills Playhouse II

Union Hall in BK

Storia

Hope Dies Last: An Ode to Barack Obama

The Daily Iowan

Time’s Up

Bar-crawl Solutions

Last Thoughts

When the Fun Times End

Great Journalism

Bull Run

Real Jon Stewart

Getting Technical

Obituary I Wrote for Kurt Vonnegut

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

Lucky Magazine: A Dude’s Perspective

Winter Headwear 

How to Dress on a First Date 

White Dresses

Bright Red Lipstick 

What’s Big on the Streets of New York City This Spring 

How to Dress For a Summer Concert

Colorful Sunglasses 

Industry Magazine

Hideki Has a Cow

Good Fencing Makes…

Messing With Texas 

The Big Haus 

Banking on Style 

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